He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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