im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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