I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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