so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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