I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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