He is such a slut. More and more my type.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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