she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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