No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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