Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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