i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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