Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I puked a lego.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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