Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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