I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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