It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I lost the right to judge tonight
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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