Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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