I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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