Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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