I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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