I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
