Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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