Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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