that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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