i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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