Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
