i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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