A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Alive.
So much puke
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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