Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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