I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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