if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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