your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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