i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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