The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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