i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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