It's like God shit irony all over that family
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
