If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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