Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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