didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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