I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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