butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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