I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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