The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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