we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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