My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
When did angry sex become our thing?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
third nipple confirmed
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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