Walk of Shame today included voting.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize