but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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