have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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