I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Do vagina's smell?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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