Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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