mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please, let me fuck your mom
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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