Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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