I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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