Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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