Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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