stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
