Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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